Mrs. Smith’s elderly husband doesn't feel well so she takes him to the
dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the
Dr. comes and says, "Mrs. Smith I’m sorry to tell you that your husband
is going to die." Mrs. Smith says, "Dr. is there anything I can do?" the
Dr. told her "well there is a couple of things you could do: First you
could cook him a wonderful dinner every night. Second you could give him
a nice back rub every night. Third you could make love to him like you
never have before every night." Mrs. Smith says ok. A little while later
Mr. Smith comes out and asks Mrs. Smith "what did the Dr. say?" Mrs.
Smith says, "I’m sorry honey but you are going to die."