-- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
-- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
-- Why don't you ever see the headline "Predictionist Wins Lottery"?
-- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
-- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
-- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
-- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid- made with real lemons?
-- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Is he broke)
-- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
-- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
-- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
-- Why didn't Noah forget those two mosquitoes?
-- Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?
-- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why- don't they make the whole plane out of that?
-- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
-- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
?-- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
